Dear Diary: \u0027I was conceived as a last\u002Dditch option to save the country. Am I now to be seen mostly as a quotidian means to commandeer tow trucks?\u0027
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That’s … not great, I guess? Was one of the side-effects that it caused legislators to be trigger-happy with extraordinary legislation?Did you know that laser tag originated as military technology? Some defence scientist invented it as a way for soldiers to hone their killing skills before going to war. The world’s first laser tag kits were top-secret items of military hardware that were strapped to some of the most capable warriors that history has ever known.
Is that to be my fate? I was conceived as a last-ditch option to save the country that created me; a document of such awesome power that its creators prayed I would never be used. But am I now to be seen mostly as a quotidian means to commandeer tow trucks and shut down debit cards? The next time you decide to dust me off for an invocation, there better be at least a couple seceded provinces.
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